Does any one of you own any pets: a cat, a bird, a fish, or a dog? Are any of you taking applications for an additional pet to join your menagerie/hopefully not "select club?". Well, if you are, I would like to apply for a position as a composite pet, as cuddly as a cat, as free and winged as a bird, as non demanding as a fish, and as loyal and non judgmental as a dog? What jobs can I do for the lady and mistress who hires me? Let's see, I have to think. Let's just say: lady and mistress, should have the same qualities as myself to get along, pets never do any work (sled dogs excepted), that gives me an idea - you can harness me to your leash and I can pull you along when we go on walks! Cats are always lazy, fish just swim about eating plankton, but birds they can earn their keep by providing music from dawn till dusk! So dogs and birds. Dogs do work while birds entertain! Cats catch mice, but that's no benefit to humans, and fish, you can entertain yourself by swallowing them if they are goldfish. So, you see, each one of us that make up the composite pet, that is I, will/is bound to make you smile! Now, please, make ME smile, by accepting my application to be member of your menagerie/not select club! Make a grown man smile! (not cry!)
Does any one of you own any pets: a cat, a bird, a fish, or a dog?
ReplyDeleteAre any of you taking applications for an additional pet to join
your menagerie/hopefully not "select club?". Well, if you are,
I would like to apply for a position as a composite pet,
as cuddly as a cat, as free and winged as a bird, as non
demanding as a fish, and as loyal and non judgmental as a dog?
What jobs can I do for the lady and mistress who hires me?
Let's see, I have to think. Let's just say: lady and mistress,
should have the same qualities as myself to get along,
pets never do any work (sled dogs excepted), that gives me
an idea - you can harness me to your leash and I can pull you along when we go on walks! Cats are always lazy, fish just swim
about eating plankton, but birds they can earn their keep by
providing music from dawn till dusk! So dogs and birds.
Dogs do work while birds entertain! Cats catch mice,
but that's no benefit to humans, and fish, you can entertain yourself by swallowing them if they are goldfish. So, you see, each one of
us that make up the composite pet, that is I, will/is bound to
make you smile! Now, please, make ME smile, by accepting my
application to be member of your menagerie/not select club! Make a grown man smile! (not cry!)